Hello everyone! I am in touch with the other crew members of the Luscious Bounty and will be getting them on line here as soon as they return from their latest adventure. We want you to get to know us, for your own safety of course. We are rather interesting scoundrels.
Our captain is the lovely and daring Victoria "Vic" Cogglesworth. Beware if you are a male pirate captain. She will steal your heart and your ship and never look back.
Our medical officer is none other than Amelia Murchinson, an herbalist of the first order. She is very, very good at both healing and "removing", if you know what I mean. Lady Paige is our official pictorialist and libation specialist. She keeps the libation library fully stocked and ready for use at a moments notice. Then we have Madame Zelda P. Featherton. She is the purveyor of inconvenient truths. She also trains komodo dragons and breeds rare circus rabbits. Both talents help to keep the crew afloat during lean times. There is also Sybil Berclay Merchant. She keeps a shop of rare and unusual merchandise and rare fabrics when not traveling to find them. Our home base is run extremely well by Henrietta Poursworth. It's located at her lovely tea shoppe for discerning ladies of good standing. Of course she keeps special rooms in the back for those husbands who are looking for their own, shall we say "entertainment". I understand that Licorice Whip is one of the favorites on that menu. And me, well I'm Felicity Cogsworth. I am a procurer of rare merchandise and ladies private detective, i.e. thief of the first class. Honestly the detective work is frequently extremely easy as I simply have to visit Henrietta.
Interested in our adventures? Come join us. You never know where or when we'll be.
Dreamcicle maybe the next to join licorice whip. The weather is so HOT the boys seem to need a little cooling off!
ReplyDeleteDreamcicle huh. Is she cool, sweet and creamy.
DeleteMadame Zelda P. Featherton is very pleased with this blog. After all, not for nothing are we known as the League of Extraordinary Gentlewomen! The shenanigans are ongoing.....
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, the circus rabbits have gnawed through their pens and have invaded the komodo dragon quarters, which I feared would result in some unfortunate consequences (and well fed dragons); however, being rabbits, they are breeding with the komodo dragons and producing, er, drabbits. I think the little buggers can breathe fire. Madame Zelda has quite a situation on her hands!
Oh dear! You must contact Lady Paige immediately! She has a pet drabbit and should be able to assist in any and all endeavors. Do not under any circumstances allow them coal. The consequences would be devastating.
DeleteI will contact her right away!!!
DeleteSybil Berclay Merchant here! It is a pleasure to join such an amazing crew! I am very much looking forward to traveling to places where I can acquire fabrics with unusual and exotic designs. I know it will be a wonderous trip. While some of the other crew members have been traveling longer perhaps they have some ideas for my shop. I mean, after all, a woman has to learn and grow.... and who better to teach than those who have been and done.
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ReplyDeleteSo glad to have you on board. Looking for some exotic silks and know you won't fail us. We have many adventures just waiting around the corner. Welcome aboard!
Felicity
Felicity, I can promise you that you will not be disappointed. Failure is not an option. My skills are many and varied and I'm always developing new ones. I am looking forward to the adventures to come. I is a pleasure to serve with such an admirable crew.
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